Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart
Jon Stewartis an American comedian, writer, producer, director, actor, media critic, and former television host. From 1999 to 2015, he was the host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionEntertainer
Date of Birth28 November 1962
CountryUnited States of America
kids cables
I kid because I'm on basic cable.
technology useless
Technology. It's like science, only useless.
people musician jazz
Jazz musicians are the coolest people on the planet. Can I have some cool?
people giving stuff
People, if you can't get through the puns, I can't give you the good stuff.
should-have realizing democrat
Democrats - always standing up for what they later realize they should have believed in.
dragons glasses people
Some people look at a glass and see it as half-full. Others look at a glass and call it a dragon.
nice way knows
It's nice to know that [God] can destroy us in a myriad of ways.
thinking broken brain
Honestly, folks, I think my brain is broken.
thinking mirrors long
You need to take a long, hard look in the mirror and not come away thinking, "Hey, there's something wrong with this mirror."
past opportunity years
Planet Hollywood has shrunk from seventy-five locations around the world to just over thirty-five over the past two years. No new Planet Hollywoods are opening, which in turn has caused a 100 percent decline in opportunities for Bruce Willis to play the harmonica.
thinking pms movement
'Powell movement.' What do you think 'PM' stands for?
use spices explorers
Why would these English explorers search for these spices, yet never use them in their food?
gay thinking people
I thinking gay and straight people use the same putters, it's not a matter of putters but a matter of hole selection.
gay men stopping
Apparently the only thing worse than a terrorist attack, is a gay man stopping it!