Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld is an American comedian, actor, director, writer, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 April 1954
CityBrooklyn, NY
CountryUnited States of America
laughing ends
The biggest laugh has to come at the end.
sex lying people
Everybody lies about sex. People lie during sex. If it weren't for lies, there'd be no sex.
body maintenance enjoy
The human body is like a condominium. The thing that keeps you from really enjoying it is the maintenance.
drug mouths encounters
No encounter, mouth open up ... that is how the drug businesses see the general public.
book people internet
I've compiled a book from the Internet. It's a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people.
health want amusing
Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.
tv-shows phones radio
Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for telephone companies, and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on hold on the phone you hear a radio station?
beach airline devices
If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you ever see anyone take one to the beach?
dog eye animal
Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person?
I like definitive things.
country memorial-day patriotic
Ask not what I can do for you. Ask what you can do for me
kids exercise blessing
The blessing in life is when you find the torture you are comfortable with. That's marriage, it's kids, it's work, it's exercise. Find the torture you're comfortable with and you'll do well. You've mastered that, you've mastered life.
people soup alphabet
I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup?
wells essays knows
I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you'll hit it.