Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland
Helen Rowlandwas an American journalist and humorist. For many years she wrote a column in the New York World newspaper called Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. Many of her pithy insights from these columns were published in book form, including Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, The Rubáiyát of a Bachelor, and A Guide to Men...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
funny trust husband
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
money fool
A fool and her money are soon courted.
funny birthday marriage
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
men sick love-sick
Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it
regret mistake chance
the mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance
love relationship littles
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
love marriage wedding
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
love alaska half
It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.
inspirational taken flavor
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
mother sex like-her
Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being 'just like her mother!
lively epigrams
Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one.
love relationship money
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
dark light sides
It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.
sex vanity illusion
The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions.