Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland
Helen Rowlandwas an American journalist and humorist. For many years she wrote a column in the New York World newspaper called Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. Many of her pithy insights from these columns were published in book form, including Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, The Rubáiyát of a Bachelor, and A Guide to Men...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
home successful men
It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.
doors perfect window
When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window.
funny-love heart men
In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.
funny marriage sacrifice
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
love art bachelors
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
funny fathers-day dad
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.
divorce america literature
France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'
love acceptance kissing
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
nature memorable men
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.
men literature littles
A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.'
art flirty flirting
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
food men offering
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.
marriage spring hands
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
men literature good-times
No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.