Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland
Helen Rowlandwas an American journalist and humorist. For many years she wrote a column in the New York World newspaper called Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. Many of her pithy insights from these columns were published in book form, including Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, The Rubáiyát of a Bachelor, and A Guide to Men...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
food men differences
There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.
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When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
people age literature
There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
devil literature saint
There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
funny marriage girl
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
love spring fall
Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.
love men faithful
Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.
kissing miracle pleasure
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
wedding men roasting
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
heart men giving
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.
broken-heart heartbroken men
Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.
souvenirs
Marriage: a souvenir of love.
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Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.