Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland
Helen Rowlandwas an American journalist and humorist. For many years she wrote a column in the New York World newspaper called Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. Many of her pithy insights from these columns were published in book form, including Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, The Rubáiyát of a Bachelor, and A Guide to Men...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
sex men before-marriage
Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.
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A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.
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Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
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At twenty, a man feels awfully aged and blasé; at thirty, almost senile; at forty, "not so old"; and at fifty, positively skittish.
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Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
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The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
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A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her imagination, and then they both speak of it as an affair of 'the heart.
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Variety is the spice of love.
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Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.
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Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.
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The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.
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A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.
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A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.