Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland
Helen Rowlandwas an American journalist and humorist. For many years she wrote a column in the New York World newspaper called Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. Many of her pithy insights from these columns were published in book form, including Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, The Rubáiyát of a Bachelor, and A Guide to Men...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
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When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
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When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.
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When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one
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The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
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When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
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No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.
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Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
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What a man calls his ''conscience'' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.
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When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one that's mad.
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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
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The feminine vanity case is the grave of masculine illusions.
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Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them
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A man's ""ideal woman"" is usually the one whom he passes with a worshipful bow-when he is on his way to call on the other kind
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A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse