Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland
Helen Rowlandwas an American journalist and humorist. For many years she wrote a column in the New York World newspaper called Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. Many of her pithy insights from these columns were published in book form, including Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, The Rubáiyát of a Bachelor, and A Guide to Men...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
men mirrors
Woman's love -- a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified.
vision capacity scope
True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.
love-is years long
True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.
husband hands giving
Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.
time women literature
Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
love sweet boys
Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.
marriage ends worst
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain.
love women wine
What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.
love men way
There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.
wise men misunderstood
To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is misunderstood or that he is different; none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more that merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good.
kissing laughing police
Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
girl flirty flirting
The hardest task of a girl's life, nowadays, is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
women two righteous-living
There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.
couple mad funny-marriage
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.