Helen Rowland
Helen Rowland
Helen Rowlandwas an American journalist and humorist. For many years she wrote a column in the New York World newspaper called Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. Many of her pithy insights from these columns were published in book form, including Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, The Rubáiyát of a Bachelor, and A Guide to Men...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
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After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
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Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper.
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After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain.
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
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When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
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When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
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One man's folly is another man's wife.
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Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.
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It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
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In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
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Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.