Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.
I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.
Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.