Frank Carson
Frank Carson
Hugh Francis "Frank" Carson KSGwas an Irish comedian and actor, best known on television in series such as The Comedians and Tiswas. He was a member of the entertainment charity the Grand Order of Water Rats...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 November 1926
CountryIreland
funny humor bars
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"
funny humor airports
Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag.
funny humor machines
I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a Singer.
funny humor mirrors
My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."
inspirational marriage wedding
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
funny humor shoes
I bought these shoes in Taiwan, and they said in the inside "made around the corner."
funny humor air
I just want to apologise for being late. I was flying back from Spain and the air hostess said: "We are two hours late Mr Carson." When I asked why, she said: "The pilot has heard a funny noise in the engine that he doesn't like, so we are waiting on another pilot who can't hear it."
two pubs passing
Two Irishmen were passing a pub - well, it could happen.
funny humor men
A man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself.
funny humor news
This is Frank Carson, News at Ten, Sober.
funny morning humor
I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour.
funny humor waiting
Did you know you can have an Irish abortion, but there is a 12 month waiting list?
funny humor wind
A traffic policeman stops Sister Bridget for speeding. She pulls into the side of the road and winds down her window. The officer walks round and starts undoing his fly. "Oh dear," she says, "Not the breathalyser again."
funny humor men
The Irish Six Million Dollar man only cost three quid.