Frank Carson
Frank Carson
Hugh Francis "Frank" Carson KSGwas an Irish comedian and actor, best known on television in series such as The Comedians and Tiswas. He was a member of the entertainment charity the Grand Order of Water Rats...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 November 1926
CountryIreland
bombs alex drank
Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!
years feels-just yesterday
I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was.
funny humor differences
What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
funny humor night
There was an Irish space program to go to the sun. They went at night so they didn't get burnt.
funny humor men
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
funny humor men
A man walks into a pet shop and says: "Give me a wasp." The shopkeeper replies: "We don't sell wasps." He says: "There's one in the window."
funny humor men
A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got any Viagra?" "Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist. "No," he replies, "But 'I've got a photograph of the wife."
funny sorry humor
A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live." The man said: "Can you do something for me?" "Yes," he said. "I'll boil you an egg."
funny humor men
A man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?" The doctor says: "We should have told you yesterday."
funny friday uncles
My uncle Jimmy took liver salts twice a day for 40 years. He died on Sunday, was buried Wednesday and the following Friday they had to go to the cemetery to beat his liver to death with a stick.
car boots heard
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
funny husband humor
An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.
funny humor two
There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches.
funny humor doors
I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase closed.