Frank Carson
Frank Carson
Hugh Francis "Frank" Carson KSGwas an Irish comedian and actor, best known on television in series such as The Comedians and Tiswas. He was a member of the entertainment charity the Grand Order of Water Rats...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 November 1926
CountryIreland
funny humor want
So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
funny humor octopus
I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes four hours." I asked why and he said: "It keeps turning off the gas."
funny humor men
There was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: "I know I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous."
funny girlfriend humor
I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.
funny humor homeless
The council in Blackpool have given the homeless bus passes, but how would they know where to get off?
funny humor pieces
My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.
funny humor differences
What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.
funny humor swimming
I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."
funny humor men
Men only go for skinny women because they're too weak to argue - and salads are cheap.
funny humor men
A man turns to the guy next to him who's covered in bandages from head to toe and asks "What happened?". "I fell through a glass window," explains the man. The first man says: "Lucky you were wearing all those bandages."
funny humor bars
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"
funny humor airports
Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag.
funny humor machines
I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a Singer.
funny humor mirrors
My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."