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Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny. Good Vietnam
funny hope humor people picture somber
Magnum photographers can take a very somber picture but they can also take a very funny picture. I do hope people come away with a sense of humor about this.
funny good leadership shows
Liam is real cool. He's a funny guy. He's real smart, and he shows real good leadership on and off the court. Aaron Williams
funny glad highlight playing tv
Let it play. It's funny. I'm glad I got that highlight if they are going to keep playing it and put me on TV like that. Ed Reed
funny lost master planet
Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing
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My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but I'd look at him, and he was the first one who told me, 'You know, funny is a powerful thing; it's a wonderful weapon.' Michael Keaton
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One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny. Gerard Way
funny good serious
A good part's a good part. You can play serious and funny moments with a well-written role. John Krasinski
funny love playing tough
I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines. Jane Elliot
humor life
Always have a sense of humor about life - you'll need it - but always be courteous to boot. Peter Jennings
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The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A.
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Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences. Mallory Ortberg
humorists james mike molly robert william writers
Many of the writers who have inspired me most are outside the genre: Humorists like Robert Benchley and James Thurber, screenwriters like Ben Hecht and William Goldman, and journalists/columnists like H.L. Mencken, Mike Royko and Molly Ivins. John Scalzi
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Humor helps us get through life with a modicum of grace. It offers one of the few benign ways of coping with the absurdity of it all. Diane Keaton
humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
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I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times. Carlos Ponce
humor alcohol drug
Caffeine. The gateway drug. Eddie Vedder
shoes obsession
Women have this obsession with shoes. Alexandra Paul
shoes trying boots
So now I'm left with cigarettes, and I'm trying to scrape that off my shoe and then I'll be done. Diane Lane
shoes producers oh-well
Isn't Timbaland a make of shoe? It's a producer? I don't know who that is. Oh well.
shoes want pay
I don't speak up if I'm working. As a model, no one pays me for my opinion. I want to wear whatever will make a great photo, whether I like it or not. But if the shoes are too small, I will complain! Elettra Rossellini Wiedemann
shoes red-shoes red
Put on your red shoes, and dance the blues. David Bowie
shoes dancing soul
You have dancing shoes with nimble soles. I have a soul of lead. William Shakespeare
shoes boots coats
I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large. Charlie Chaplin
shoes contentment world
Our incomes should be like our shoes, if too small, they will gall and pinch us, but if too large, they will cause us to stumble and to trip. Wealth, after all, is a relative thing, since he that has little and wants less is richer than he that has much but wants more. True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was too little for Alexander. Charles Caleb Colton
shoes earth pairs
It's easier to put on a pair of shoes than to wrap the earth in leather. Chogyam Trungpa