Emo Philips

Emo Philips
Emo Philipsis an American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove. Much of his standup comedy stems from the use of paraprosdokians spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice and a confused, childlike delivery of his material to produce the intended comic timing in a manner invoking the 'wisdom of children' or the idiot savant...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth7 February 1956
CityChicago, IL
CountryUnited States of America
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
I think the whole concept of monotheism is a gift from the gods.
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.