Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosleris an American comedian and advocate for animal rescue...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 August 1952
CountryUnited States of America
comedy minutes newspapers
For me, comedy is a day-to-day report on the human condition. It's what's happening right now. I get maybe 20 minutes of my act straight from the newspaper.
funny women littles
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.
mother jesus resurrection
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
funny inspiring women
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
healing animal helping
Every time we help an animal, we are healing ourselves, over and over.
dog pigs congress
Pigs are smarter than dogs, and both are smarter than Congress.
depression country strong-women
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
brother love-you gay
My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.
school curiosity intellectual
I didn't get a high school diploma. I really didn't have much of an education, which left me open to educating myself throughout my life, without the limitations on intellectual curiosity a formal education can impose. I followed what interested me.
school differences catholic
There's only one difference between Jews and Catholics. Jews are born with guilt, and Catholics have to go to school to learn it.
sports hunting deer
You know, if you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport.
funny life hilarious
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
animal average years
Many animal rescue organizations hit with a hard-core, heartbreaking message. Their videos and stories can become difficult for average people to watch. By taking a more positive, heartwarming approach to animal rescue, I've been able to engage people and keep them engaged for years. Instead of selling the agony and misery - and sadly, there is no shortage of that - I start with the happy endings. I work backwards so the first message they get is joy and success due to their involvement. Opening the mind with humor and joy gets the rescue message in that much deeper.
love cat men
A man who was loved by 300 woman singled me out to live with him. Why? I was the only one without a cat.