Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosleris an American comedian and advocate for animal rescue...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 August 1952
CountryUnited States of America
long laundry enough
Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?
sex men males
Men in power always seem to get involved in sex scandals, but women don't even have a word for 'male bimbo.' Except maybe 'senator.
sex book hot
I read books that say if you want to keep sex hot you tell a person what you want. How do you tell 'em you want somebody else?
weekend people parent
I love my parents and they're wonderful people, but they were strict, and I still look for ways to get even. When I got my own apartment for the very first time and they came to stay with me for the weekend, I made them stay in separate bedrooms.
thinking clothes want
I think about death. I don't want to die with clothes in the cleaners.
mean men milk
For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.
running cities way
I run everywhere and eavesdrop. It's the best way to see a city.
religious my-family non-religious
My family was totally non-religious. There was no question we were Jewish, but we were not observant.
art messages great-art
The message of great art is to disturb.
reading how-you-feel topics
Sometimes, if you really don't know how you feel about a topic, reading how both sides argue it can help.
fun san-francisco people
San Francisco is really fun and liberal, and it's my kind of politics. It's like being Jewish in front of Jewish people.
years sweaters creating
Designers don't put out the same sweater every year. They just keep creating.
opportunity issues equal
I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.
writing able
I've never been able to write for stand-up.