Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosleris an American comedian and advocate for animal rescue...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 August 1952
CountryUnited States of America
clubs masons theater
I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club.
jobs kids choices
I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.
horse racing popularity
Horse racing is waning in popularity.
wall two force
Here is what is needed for Occupy Wall Street to become a force for change: a clear, and clearly expressed, objective. Or two.
dog art america
I just get the feeling that if Jesse Helms was in charge of art in America, you'd go into a museum and see nothing but prints of dogs playing cards.
beach dog husband
I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'
cute animal people
I guess in general, people tend to not eat the cute animals.
men thinking fans
I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.
running extremely-funny said
I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone.
comedian casinos bombs
There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb.
teenager turkeys names
Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers.
inspirational funny women
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
real choices risk
I have no complaints about losing money I put in high-risk investments. I did some of that when I had real money; my informed choice, my measured gamble.
keys order safety
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'