Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosleris an American comedian and advocate for animal rescue...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 August 1952
CountryUnited States of America
ideas america weight
I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food.
sleep years fake
I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.
giving-money television hiv
Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?
new-year night years
As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year.
intelligent news pages
I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.
new-year winning phones
Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below. I could see callers' breath coming out of my phone.
years long pages
A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.
funny-love numbers cash
You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.
artist people genius
I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.
voice government way
As for being a voice in politics, I feel whether you are famous or not, busy or not, it's incumbent upon every citizen to participate in this government in any way we can.
funny witty clever
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
biblical men years
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
men expectations want
Men put all kinds of expectations on you. They want you to scream 'You're the best' while swearing you've never done this with anyone before.
people world want
I am thankful that all the people in the world who absolutely, positively, know what God wants, usually kill mostly each other.