Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
laughter laughing intellectual
Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What makes us laugh is a mystery - an involuntary response.
needs firsts born
I don't need to be born again. I got it right the first time.
caring son president
I'm extremely moved by the loving, caring relationship the President always seems to have with his imaginary son.
rights world bills
The next time you get the urge to shut somebody up because they don't see the world exactly the same way you do, take a deep breath, get out your Bill of Rights, and count to the ten amendments.
rights abortion promise
The left promises abortion rights and cradle to the grave protection, so the trick is to make it to the cradle.
islamic iran america
The Patriots deflated balls are but an allegory for America's deflated balls in dealings with Putin, the Mullahs in Iran, and Islamic terrorists.
summer america september-11
After September 11th, freedom of speech in America has become a topic that's touchier than a Vatican summer camp.
nuts people
Some people like M&Ms plain, and some people like them with nuts.
war thinking korea
Think of Iraq as "East Korea," because it was a shoot the cuffs war for the edification of Kim Jong Il to let him know we've now circled the SUVs. Iraq was about breaking adhesions, getting lean, staying frosty - in short, getting ready for the big Doug MacArthur Memorial Cage Match to come.
hate race years
Campaign analysts say that Dean has produced the most innovative web site in this year's presidential race. I particularly like today's blog, which consisted of the sentence 'I hate myself,' typed four billion times. In Dean's case, this may be the first instance where the actually entity represented by the web site has crashed more often than the site did.
technology pilots thursday
On Thursday, a passenger forced his way into the cockpit of a United Airlines flight from Miami, but was subdued after the co-pilot hit him with a small ax. Good to see our airlines are being kept secure by the latest in 12th century technology.
yule information burning
Martha Stewart denied allegations that she had been given inside information to sell 4,000 shares of a stock in a biotech firm about to go under. Stewart then showed her audience how to make a festive, quick-burning yule log out of freshly-shredded financial documents.
funny humor cat
Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.
funny humor beer
Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?