Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller
Dennis Milleris an American stand-up comedian, talk show host, political commentator, sports commentator, actor, television personality, and radio personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth3 November 1953
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
football wide receiver
That receiver was as wide open as Annabel Chong.
football games battle
I haven't seen anyone rely on the ground game this much since the battle of Verdun.
football boys may
The quarterback's spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop.
sports football talking
Ray Lewis knifed through those offensive linemen like a sucker-punch switchblade slicing between the ribs of some inebriated trash-talking punk outside a sports bar.
football conferences coverage
I've seen better coverage at an Alan Keyes press conference.
football thinking lockers
Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet!
football cowboy games
The Cowboy's defense has more holes in it than Ronny Milsapp and Jose Feliciano after a game of lawn darts.
football goal fields
That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche.
football night knees
The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night.
football coverage
That secondary provides worse coverage than a Guatemalan HMO.
ice long done
If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago.
country mean trends
Trends don't mean anything to me. If I like something, I'll do it. If I don't, I won't do it, and I wouldn't care if everybody in the country mocked me.
giants foam mechanic
Even the best psychiatrist is like a blindfolded auto mechanic poking around under your hood with a giant foam "We're #1" finger.
quilts global-warming blame
Pat Buchanan is so homo-phobic, he blames global warming on the AIDS quilt.