Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
Demetri Evan Martinis an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer, and humorist. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show, and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 May 1973
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
doors people want
I want to make a revolving door that says 'Pull' on it, just see how obedient people are.
want crime turns
I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.
creative progress want
As a creative person, you want to have a foothold and sense of progress.
people want tacos
I've met a few people who were passive-aggressive, but I've never met anyone who was aggressive-passive. I don't want tacos! Maybe.
nicknames example want
Cottonballs are an example of something I'd want to buy, but not have as a nickname.
funny humor want
When someone asks you the question 'Are you ticklish' it doesn't matter if you say yes or no, cause they're going to touch you. If someone asks if you're ticklish and you don't want to be touched you should something like 'I have diarrhea, now don't touch me cause you'll make it come out... and yes I'm very ticklish'.
musical want burlap
A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either
want today forget
Don't forget to turn your clocks back today if you don't want your clocks to be set to the right time.
space want astronaut
I want to launch a globe into space just to mess with the astronauts.
kids want yeah
When someone shows you a picture of their kids what they don't want to hear is Oh, yeah, I got pictures of your kid too.
new-york mean want-something
I live in New York and there are a lot of famous... pizzerias in my neighborhood, it's really hard to find one that isn't famous. Which sucks sometimes, you know what I mean, sometimes I don't want all that glitz and glamour, I just want something delicious, you know? I don't need a celebrity in my mouth, Ray's Up And Coming Pizza would be fine.
dark looks want
I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.
want stranger
Don't talk to strangers. Sure, unless you want to meet anyone ever.
boss want colleagues
I don't want to be my own boss. I want to be my own colleague.