Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
Demetri Evan Martinis an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer, and humorist. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show, and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 May 1973
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
creativity way different
My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.
way spinning doe
When there's someone who's dead and then someone does something that that person would not have liked, they say that that person is spinning in their grave. But I don't understand why they say that. Why is spinning the way that a corpse shows disapproval?
glasses balls way
You can make a very heavy and kind of dangerous 3-way shot glass out of a bowling ball.
jobs years way
And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money.
powerful names way
Easy way to make someone sound less powerful, just put DJ in front of their name... ..DJ Abraham Lincoln
mean thinking way
There's an old Russian saying that goes some way or another. I don't know it. I don't speak Russian. But sometimes I think about it and wonder if it's relevant to what I'm going through at the time. Probably not. I mean what do Russian know about hunger, anyway?
blow wind way
Whenever I throw caution to the wind I make sure I'm facing the right way so that it doesn't blow back and hit me in my face.
greek way asking
Do you have any Greek in you? That was just a tactful way of asking if you're pregnant. If you're not, then let's break up.
trying important way
The best way to make somebody feel important is to try to assassinate them.
party way shortcuts
One thing I learned is that it's never OK to walk through a cemetery dressed as a mummy - even if that was a shortcut on the way to the costume party.
way beard faces
Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.
too-much way bags
My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.
car way alarms
A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole.
mysterious-ways lord sneak
The lord works in mysterious ways. Indeed. And a shorter way to say that is: God is a sneak.