David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
president problem president-obama
They're saying President Obama doesn't have any friends. The problem is that he can't get Congress to approve one.
flower valentine problem
Here's my problem. On Valentine's Day the flowers are wilting and so am I.
running gentleman problem
I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
iphone wife problem
Apparently, there's something hinky about the new iPhones. They're not hooked up right. There's a problem with the antenna. They don't like to be held - like my ex-wife.
navy problem obesity
Obesity is now a problem in the navy. They've created a new rank: Really Big Rear Admiral.
exactly robin saying
I know what you're saying ... (Bradley) ain't exactly Robin Williams.
coming metal spend time
Coming back through the airport, he did not have to spend much time going through the metal detector.
soon
You're just a kid. You're 15 years old and like a world-class golfer, not a professional yet, but soon I would guess.
basement behind goes standing water wherever
Put bygones behind us, ... the water under the bridge, over the dam, wherever water goes -- standing in your basement -- she's going to be here on this show and it's going to be fantastic.
bobby tells
I go where Bobby goes, and he tells me what we're going to do and I say, sure, let's do it, ... But obviously, in the beginning, it was a disappointment not to be here.
absolutely believe belong luckiest man
I don't belong here, ... What am I doing here? It's crazy, absolutely crazy. I'm the luckiest man in the world today, believe me
came likes
All of us who came after are pretenders. We will not see the likes of him again.
basement behind gives goes standing star water wherever
This just gives you an idea of what a big, big star this really is. She's huge. Put bygones behind us, the water under the bridge, over the dam, wherever water goes standing in your basement she's going to be here on this show and it's going to be fantastic.
basement behind gives goes standing star water wherever
This just gives you an idea of what a big, big star this really is, ... She's huge. Put bygones behind us, the water under the bridge, over the dam, wherever water goes standing in your basement she's going to be here on this show and it's going to be fantastic.