David Letterman
David Letterman
David Michael Lettermanis an American former television talk show host, comedian, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth12 April 1947
CityIndianapolis, IN
CountryUnited States of America
people needs united-states
People say we need royalty. We have royalty in the United States - the Kardashians.
weed new-york writing
Here in New York City you can now walk around smoking weed and all they will do if they see you is write you a ticket. Unfortunately, the ticket will be to a Jets game.
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Today is Veterans Day. Thank you to all our men and women who have served the United States armed forces. In honor of Veterans Day we are marching out a few jokes that have already served.
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President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time. It's like running into your ex-girlfriend on vacation.
ebola vaccines mountain
Pepsi has a new Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. No, we don't have an Ebola vaccine, but we do have the Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew.
kids president today
President Obama is in China. Today he visited the kids who make our cellphones.
wall white house
Obama took a tour of the Great Wall of China and said, 'We need one of these things around the White House.'
plot planets democrat
Here's the plot of 'Interstellar.' Refugees - they're known as Democrats - they're looking for a new planet.
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What a day. It's 53 and gloomy - like President Obama.
sorry giving-up yesterday
Yesterday was Election Day. If we have any Democrats in the audience, I'm sorry but you're going to have to give up your seats.
husband two years
President Obama has two years left as president. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets to appoint two new Kardashian husbands.
oil california body
Arnold is now the front runner. Everyone was snickering about it a month ago, now it looks like he will be the next governor of California. He is so confident he has already chosen a body oil for the inauguration.
book pages bigs
Sarah Palin's book is big, 400 pages. She wrote the book herself and agonized over every word, and so will you.
feelings damage republican
John Kerry had surgery on his right shoulder this week to repair some damage. It was pretty bad, he had no feeling. It was almost like he was a Republican.