Famous Quotes & Sayings

Mike Birbiglia

When I moved to New York, I was wide-eyed. I was nice to everyone, which comedians hate.

Tracy Morgan

So I think all comedians are earning their wings into heaven. We're all going to heaven, but everybody's not going to get their wings. Some people are just going to be regular angels. Doing cleanup, janitor work. In heaven, I'm going to sit on the couch with Oprah.

Dave Chappelle

I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.

Alan Moore

Well, what do you expect? The Comedian is dead.

Nica Burns

The Perrier is about helping to discover new talent. In years to come, this generation of young comedians who are stepping into the spotlight will be setting the heather alight.

Nica Burns

The Perrier is about helping to discover new talent, ... In years to come, this generation of young comedians who are stepping into the spotlight will be setting the heather alight.

Maria Bamford

As far as I can tell, comedians are pretty serious people, and that's why they make fun of things all of the time.

Louis C. K.

Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, 'Hey, you really are screwing this up,' and then they just get better.

Jamie Foxx

I love music. I've always wanted to do music, even when I started out as a comedian.

Elle King

I'm obsessed with trash TV. I love horrible TV. shows. It's the white trash in me, you know?

Jamie Campbell Bower

I'm a horrible romantic!

Charlie Munger

We have a history when things are really horrible of wading in when no one else will.

Tom Wolfe

If I had my choice, I would be writing by typewriter. I worked on newspapers for 10 years. I typed with the touch system, and unfortunately, you can't keep typewriters going today. You have to take the ribbons back to be re-inked. You have to - it's a horrible search to try to find missing parts. So I went to the computer.

Tim Read

What a horrible way to go. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

Sean Bergenheim

We were horrible in the first two periods. We played a little better in the third. I know I had a horrible game.

Marcel Shipp

The red zone has just been horrible for us. It's been terrible. It's unacceptable as an offense because we have too many weapons and we're too talented not to get in the end zone.

Danielle Taylor

She has horrible rages over nothing. She needs help. She needs to talk to somebody.

Edgar Allan Poe

Me volví loco, con largos intervalos de horrible cordura.

Diana Ross

One thing you cannot control is nature.

David Trimble

The one thing I can assure you is that I'm not going to do a Prescott.

Eleanor Roosevelt

When you are genuinely interested in one thing, it will always lead to something else.

Elizabeth Moon

One thing nobody can do better than you is be you.

Edna St. Vincent Millay

[L]ife isn't one thing after another, it's the same thing over and over

B. B. King

Education is the one thing that no one can take from you.

Alex Ebert

I'm pretty freelance. A freelance meditator. I float from one thing to the other.

Andrew Mason

One thing I've come to learn about myself is that I have to keep going.

D. L. Hughley

The one thing women love more than money is power.