Famous Quotes & Sayings

Charles R. Swindoll

There is plenty of television. There are plenty of talk shows. There are plenty of comedians. But there is not plenty of worship of the true and living God.

Pauly Shore

When you deal with a comedian who has a specific act, you can't hold 'em back. You got to work with 'em, dude. What you think, I'm just gonna do what's on the page, say 'yes sir, no sir'? I'm creatively beyond that.

Mike Birbiglia

I would be so mad if I saw something called a memoir, and then it was Mike Birbiglia. It would be so infuriating. It's like, 'Who is this guy, and why does he have a memoir?' David Letterman could write a memoir. Joan Rivers could. I'm just a nobody. I'm a comedian and a writer.

Bob Newhart

For some reason, comedians are still children. The social skills somehow never reach us, so we say exactly what we think without weighing the results.

Bob Newhart

When I started, I was doing all the good comedians I'd ever seen. Then I developed my own voice. My routines are my natural way of looking at the world.

Tracy Morgan

Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit.

Fred Allen

When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the limbo of yesteryear's happy hours. All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.

Gallagher

I need wrong to get laughs. I need a normal world so that I can be abnormal, and that's my problem. Comedians need prejudice.

Don Rickles

The young comedians always ask me, 'What's the secret for staying around?' I tell them, 'There is no secret - just stay around. Longevity is the most important thing.'

David Duchovny

I don't know how anybody gets better at anything aside from doing it.

Derek Jacobi

I thought it was getting better and better, because the production values were increasing each time we did it.

Derek Jeter

I'm not one to sit around and be satisfied about something. I can always get better.

Bob Black

Cleansed of its leftist residues, anarchy - anarchism minus Marxism - will be free to get better at being what it is.

Bo Schembechler

Every day you either get better or you get worse. You never stay the same.

Eddie Money

One thing that's great about the sax is that you can always get better with the horn and improve upon what you did.

Ariana Grande

There's always tomorrow and it always gets better.

Carson Palmer

You can always get better.

Channing Tatum

I do want to take some time and reinvent and get better and maybe get behind the camera a little more. I do want to direct at some point and start failing really early - start shooting videos and then commercials and then hopefully do some narrative.

Eleanor Tomlinson

I can't walk five steps without someone on a walkie talkie going, 'She's wandering over there.' I'm pretty stuck, but hey, it's been great.

Carl Hiaasen

Hey. Sometimes to conclusions.

Charlaine Harris

There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey you" and being poked with a finger.

Al Gore

Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame.

Brian Regan

Hey, you know who I feel bad for? Arab-Americans who truly want to get into crop dusting.

Brooke Burke

Hey, we all have our fear. Mine is bugs and lobsters!

Eli Manning

Hey, hitting is hard-if you make good pitches that aren't elevated in the zone, you're going to have success.

Bruce Springsteen

You aint a beauty but hey you're all right

Mark Sandstrom

I thought Williams might have a heyday if we played some man (defense), just because of his athleticism and I've got a lot of respect for the kid.