Dave Attell
Dave Attell
Dave Attellis an American stand-up comedian, writer and actor, best known as the host of Comedy Central's Insomniac with Dave Attell and The Gong Show with Dave Attell. Born in Queens, New York, he grew up in Rockville Centre, New York with his cousins the Small family and now lives in New York City...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 January 1965
CityQueens, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Dave Attell quotes about
schemes
I have no grand scheme.
chicken combine eat
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish, ... You know what you should do? Combine them ... eat a penguin.
I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.
people
Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.
tvs
I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.
people television shows
I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes.
wanted
I never wanted to be famous.
type performers
I'm not like a performer type.
stars thinking
I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.
funny girlfriend discovery
I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.
running thinking hepatitis-c
I love Fear Factor, but I think they're running out of fears. It's only a matter of time before they're sitting around doing shots of Hepatitis C.
ejaculation fancy mature
Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before.
laughter boys breathing
Everyone was laughin'. Even that deaf mute boy was breathing heavy and pointing at me. Which is laughter to their kind.
kids native-american pardon
When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.