Dave Attell
Dave Attell
Dave Attellis an American stand-up comedian, writer and actor, best known as the host of Comedy Central's Insomniac with Dave Attell and The Gong Show with Dave Attell. Born in Queens, New York, he grew up in Rockville Centre, New York with his cousins the Small family and now lives in New York City...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth18 January 1965
CityQueens, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Dave Attell quotes about
stuff soundtracks
I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff.
guy generations my-family
I'm not the comic of the generation, I'm not even the funniest guy in my family.
guy
I'm not really a music guy.
mean laughing people
A joke is a joke, and people put too much meaning behind it. They react to it in the wrong way. I mean, you can boo or laugh, and that's pretty much what you're supposed to do with jokes. You're not supposed to take it any further than that.
lonely kind
Being on the road is kind of lonely.
I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.
sex animal men
Men are having sex with animals and we wonder why the animals attack us. And I'll tell you why: it's cuz of that one sick man, and it's up to me and a half-mexican to stop him.
school hair hatchet
For me, Molly Hatchet is high school. It makes me feel like I have hair and a future.
choices matter tvs
I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials. I'm not an actor though, so I don't really have much choice in the matter.
laughing mind crowds
I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show.
fighting
Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight.
tattoo long people
For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended.
reality tvs watches
I don't watch reality TV.
reality imagination life-is
I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.