Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh
Daniel Dwight Tosh is an American comedian, television host, actor, writer, and executive producer. He is known for his deliberately offensive and controversial style of black comedy, as the host of the Comedy Central television show Tosh.0 and as the star of stand-up comedy tours and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 May 1975
CityBoppard, Germany
CountryUnited States of America
sports country believe
I assume the only reason we have them is so that white people feel relevant in sports. Because other than that the only thing the winter Olympics show me is which country has more rich white kids. What's it cost to go skiing - $900 a day? I can't believe that's not more popular in the inner cities.
mean goal laughing
I mean my goal is to get Michael Richards to do stand up at the Laugh Factory to an all black audience.
fun kids long
You know, you can only cram your beliefs down a young kid's throat for so long before he goes, "you know, the other side seems to be having a lot more fun."
dad thinking supportive
I guess it could be seen as a form of rebellion, but (my dad) is pretty supportive. He's knows I'm just an idiot, so I think that softens it a little bit.
jobs real normal
I have no real talents. If I could make a living at a normal job, I'm sure I would do that.
roles interest offers
If you offer me a starring role in a movie, I have no interest.
mean two lines
I worked in Toronto for two days. And by work I mean sit in a trailer for 15 hours, say two lines, and leave.
cloning path reincarnation
Until I see proof of this reincarnation or cloning, I'm gonna live up this life. That was kinda the path I took. But I fulfilled my obligations.
jobs college laughing
I graduated from college and went on one job interview and was laughing in my own head because I wouldn't hire me.
numbers people want
I'm also not good with numbers either, so it's not a great mix. People apparently don't want you ball-parkin' it when it comes to their finances.
jesus fun inspiration
I'm like our fearless leader [Jesus]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything.
thinking trying bars
Something horrible happens and I try to make it funny. It's really a tortured life. You go to a salsa bar, at your local burrito stand, and you know, you think "how can you make a joke about this?"
way truth-is behinds
By the way, nothing I ever say, ever, has any truth behind it.
littles ifs involved
I'll do anything usually if there's money involved and little work.