Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh
Daniel Dwight Tosh is an American comedian, television host, actor, writer, and executive producer. He is known for his deliberately offensive and controversial style of black comedy, as the host of the Comedy Central television show Tosh.0 and as the star of stand-up comedy tours and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 May 1975
CityBoppard, Germany
CountryUnited States of America
girl complaining body
Of course the sexiest thing a girl can do is not complain about her body.
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Scattergories is second base for Christians.
daughter princess years
You know why they say that, that models are too skinny? Because parents are horrible, they can't tell their sixteen year old daughter she's not really a princess, well guess what, I can.
cyclists enjoy hood
The day I notice a cyclist obey a stop sign is the day I'll stop enjoying watching them bounce off my hood.
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Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.
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Germany's like Wisconsin, but with, like, a really bad past.
stupid voting magazines
Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world to stuff the ballot.
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At least gays don't kill babies before their due date.
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No touching... Cashmere is highly sensitive to the oil in poor people's fingers.
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Is it okay to roofie a girl just to shut her up?
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My excuse for everything is that I grew up in Florida.
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I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.
hardest persons
The hardest working person in showbusiness has never been or ever will be a 'famous person'.
hands laughing people
Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I enjoy watching people that don't laugh make the people that do laugh feel shitty about themselves.