Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh
Daniel Dwight Tosh is an American comedian, television host, actor, writer, and executive producer. He is known for his deliberately offensive and controversial style of black comedy, as the host of the Comedy Central television show Tosh.0 and as the star of stand-up comedy tours and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 May 1975
CityBoppard, Germany
CountryUnited States of America
beautiful freshman bigs
Big can be beautiful - just not to me. I find you disgusting; freshmen 15 is not a life sentence.
blow enough passing
If you snort enough blow, any lane is a passing lane.
men spiders giants
If it weren't for men, this planet would be overrun with giant spiders.
kissing giving favorites-things
My favorite thing to steal is a kiss. You can get arrested for it but they can't force you to give it back.
smell facts balls
Decorating the gym can't mask the fact that it smells like a mix between corsage and balls.
nice leather-jackets black
You never see anyone wearing a black turtleneck and leather jacket doing something nice.
versions
Yes, I am aware that I am the gayer version of Jeff Lewis.
play actors range
I'm not a good actor, I can play myself and a much gayer version of myself. That's my range.
bigger
Never hit a woman unless you are a bigger woman.
doors car people
I don't know what popping-and-locking is but I know to lock my car door whenever people are doing it.
weekend night cities
I really don't work a whole lot as far as touring, but I do stand-up every night of my life, no matter where I am. It's really made the touring a lot less grueling. A lot of people get to this level and they're like, Now I do four cities in one week and they tour nonstop. I'm like, No, that sounds miserable. I'll just do two weekends a month. But whenever I'm in some awful place geographically, it's no longer that awful, because you've got the Internet and television.
couple men white-man
Saw myself naked in front of a mirror a couple days ago - that's not the joke, that's what we called the setup. I saw myself naked, and I said, 'Holy cow, I'm 'The White Man.' I've heard a lot of bad things about you, cracka.
ethnicity long people
I love people of all ethnicities, as long as they're not ugly.
believe people gravity
Even people who don't believe in science still have to believe in gravity.