Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson
Craig Fergusonis a Scottish-American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, producer and voice artist. He is the host of the syndicated game show Celebrity Name Game, and the host of Join or Die with Craig Ferguson on History. He was also the host of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, an Emmy Award-nominated, Peabody Award-winning late-night talk show that aired on CBS from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityScottish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth17 May 1962
CitySpringburn, Scotland
Fraser's mother, Janice, was actually quite a happy soul but she had to hide it because, like all pseudo intellectuals, she thought being cheery made her look stupid, which of course she was for believing that rubbish in the first place. She like to talk about Sartre sometimes, just as insurance.
Be careful who you choose as your hero or who you choose to deify, be it Clay Aiken or Barack Obama. You put all you're hope and all your dreams and all your ideas about stuff into one human being. They're a human being they're going to let you down. You can't make someone your hero because of something you read on the internet. The internet is not a source of information it is a source of disinformation.
I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.
I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.
Oh Satan you're a wily one.
I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die.
You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble.
The world can be such a fright, but it belongs to us tonight.
You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.
I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.
Stand by your bed and salute me.
Ros was dead. He had loved heroin more than it loved him. I was shocked beyond imagining; he was the first of my friends to fall.
Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck.
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