Craig Ferguson

Craig Ferguson
Craig Fergusonis a Scottish-American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, producer and voice artist. He is the host of the syndicated game show Celebrity Name Game, and the host of Join or Die with Craig Ferguson on History. He was also the host of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, an Emmy Award-nominated, Peabody Award-winning late-night talk show that aired on CBS from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityScottish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth17 May 1962
CitySpringburn, Scotland
I don't get emails from my corporate overlords.
I am probably a pseudo-intellectual.
Historically, when Americans don't know what to do next, they go to Paris. Benjamin Franklin is like: 'What am I going to do now? I'll go to Paris!'
HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.
Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.
Being an American is something I wanted to be for a very long time, probably since I saw the moon landing when I was a child.
All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.
A lot of people come to L.A. looking for something. What I came here for, I realize now, is to be okay with myself.
I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.
My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.
The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.
I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.
Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.
Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.