Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson
Craig Fergusonis a Scottish-American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, producer and voice artist. He is the host of the syndicated game show Celebrity Name Game, and the host of Join or Die with Craig Ferguson on History. He was also the host of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, an Emmy Award-nominated, Peabody Award-winning late-night talk show that aired on CBS from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityScottish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth17 May 1962
CitySpringburn, Scotland
By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!
114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.
Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know
Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.
There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.
I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.
I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else.
I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.
At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to.
I had lived in fear of the fabled terrifying visions that assail chronic drinkers, but which had not yet attacked me.
I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important.
Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn't do much for your ego. Its probably a little like getting alimony-the money is nice but has a nasty aftertaste.
If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!