Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson
Craig Fergusonis a Scottish-American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, producer and voice artist. He is the host of the syndicated game show Celebrity Name Game, and the host of Join or Die with Craig Ferguson on History. He was also the host of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, an Emmy Award-nominated, Peabody Award-winning late-night talk show that aired on CBS from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityScottish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth17 May 1962
CitySpringburn, Scotland
I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else.
I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.
At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to.
I had lived in fear of the fabled terrifying visions that assail chronic drinkers, but which had not yet attacked me.
I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important.
Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn't do much for your ego. Its probably a little like getting alimony-the money is nice but has a nasty aftertaste.
If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!
Fraser's mother, Janice, was actually quite a happy soul but she had to hide it because, like all pseudo intellectuals, she thought being cheery made her look stupid, which of course she was for believing that rubbish in the first place. She like to talk about Sartre sometimes, just as insurance.
Be careful who you choose as your hero or who you choose to deify, be it Clay Aiken or Barack Obama. You put all you're hope and all your dreams and all your ideas about stuff into one human being. They're a human being they're going to let you down. You can't make someone your hero because of something you read on the internet. The internet is not a source of information it is a source of disinformation.
I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.
I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.
Oh Satan you're a wily one.
I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die.