Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson
Craig Fergusonis a Scottish-American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, producer and voice artist. He is the host of the syndicated game show Celebrity Name Game, and the host of Join or Die with Craig Ferguson on History. He was also the host of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, an Emmy Award-nominated, Peabody Award-winning late-night talk show that aired on CBS from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityScottish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth17 May 1962
CitySpringburn, Scotland
I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.
My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.
The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.
I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.
Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.
Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.
I think commercialism helps Christmas and I think that the more capitalism we can inject into the Christmas holiday the more spiritual I feel about it
I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.
When in doubt about who's to blame. Blame the English.
There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.
Sometimes my pathology just spills out into the camera doesn't it?
Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde is a metaphor for alcoholism. He drinks a potion, becomes a monster. I know exactly how he feels.
You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry
On that same tour we ran into a band at Aylesbury Friars, a biggish venue in Oxfordshire, England. They were a four-piece from Ireland called U2. They seemed like nice fellows and they sounded pretty good, but we didn’t keep in touch. They’re probably taxi drivers and accountants by now.