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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
humor envy praise
Expect not praise without envy until you are dead.
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets.
humor shields darts
Good Humor is the best shield against the darts of satirical raillery Charles Simmons
humor want goes-on
The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present. Alan Watts
humor comedian realizing
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. Alan Moore
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar..
wake-up waking east
After I left LA... it was like waking up. And so I moved back east and stopped auditioning. Casey Affleck
wake-up done
We must wake up knowing we have work to do and go to bed knowing we've done it. Audre Lorde
wake-up meaning-of-life purpose
Wake up and create a purpose for yourself. Don't ask the meaning of life, ask yourself the meaning of each given day. Austin Carlile
wake-up scripts email
I wake up to an email from the writers with the new script, and I always get so excited because I know it'll be better all-around than the script from the week before. Bailee Madison
wake-up tomorrow election
Tomorrow is Election Day. That's the day we Americans wake up, consider our options, and then remember we didn't register to vote. Conan O'Brien
wake-up caffeine i-can
I can't wake up at all without caffeine. Andrew Rannells
wake-up
I'm thankful that every day I actually get to wake up. Andrew Chan
wake-up wow
Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got. Dave Grohl
wake-up
Suddenly life has new meaning to me, there's beauty up above and things we never take notice of, you wake up suddenly you're in love. Billy Ocean