Bill Engvall
Bill Engvall
William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. is an American comedian and actor best known for his work as a stand-up comic, his signature "Here's Your Sign" bit and as a member of the Blue Collar Comedy group...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth27 July 1957
CityGalveston, TX
CountryUnited States of America
song xmas writing
To all companies please stop using Xmas songs and inserting your own lyrics. Write your own music. I am boycotting you until you stop.
song long heaven
If you thought Stairway to Heaven was a long song, dear god you should listen to it played on a lute.
dad son yesterday
Engvall: Yesterday, my son was out in the yard playing with his friend, and he hit his friend. I walked up to him, and I said, "Hey..." (pantomimes hitting his son) "We don't hit". He looked at me like, "Here's your sign, Dad".
bullets pull trigger
I think you can ban guns if you can just pull the trigger and 60 bullets fire out.
favorite good great laughter love
I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards.
love takes
I love stand up, but every year, the road takes a little more out of you.
car flipping goes guys hang stick time
I like to hang on to cars. I'm not one of these guys that goes flipping cars all the time. If I find a car I like, I stick with it.
time
I haven't been really nervous about a gig in a long time.
people
I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too.
eat great healthier love vegetables
I eat fish, chicken, vegetables and other healthier foods. I do love a great steak.
acting dramatic funny kevin love
I dream of acting with Kevin Costner. I would love to do a movie with him. Not something funny, but a dramatic role.
celebrity time
I don't have big time celebrity friends - I'm just a guy.
politics religion
I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.
believe
I don't believe there's any reason for a person like myself to own an AK-47.