Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall
William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. is an American comedian and actor best known for his work as a stand-up comic, his signature "Here's Your Sign" bit and as a member of the Blue Collar Comedy group...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth27 July 1957
CityGalveston, TX
CountryUnited States of America
thinking people
The older you get, the more people think they have to listen to you.
iphone people invention
I just realized that with the invention of the iPhone and others you now get to see the top of people's heads.
two people hippo
I know at least two people who have never been killed by hippos.
everybody happened people relate
The one thing people like about my show is it's universal. Everybody can relate to it. I think people enjoy going to a show and saying, 'Something like that happened to me.'
passed people took
I have been passed over on some things because people didn't think I was edgy enough. But the people who took those gigs are gone now, and I am still here.
bills ends figure people trying tv
People are trying to figure out how to pay bills and make ends meet. They don't want to turn on the TV and say, 'What is this crap?'
people
People all over are finding themselves in jobs they never thought they'd be in.
good life people
Now people live into their 90s and beyond. As long as I have quality of life, I'm good.
breaking people
My belief is that if we take away that right to bear arms, the only people that are going to have them are... the ones breaking into your house.
people
I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too.
bob cosby funny people stories time
I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.
america people
America loves to watch people growing and getting better.
funny people
It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
bit people took
I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn't like that connotation, the violence and all that. The more I thought about it, I thought they should just wear signs. And, man, it just took off.