Bill Engvall
Bill Engvall
William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. is an American comedian and actor best known for his work as a stand-up comic, his signature "Here's Your Sign" bit and as a member of the Blue Collar Comedy group...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth27 July 1957
CityGalveston, TX
CountryUnited States of America
acting dramatic funny kevin love
I dream of acting with Kevin Costner. I would love to do a movie with him. Not something funny, but a dramatic role.
celebrity time
I don't have big time celebrity friends - I'm just a guy.
politics religion
I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.
believe
I don't believe there's any reason for a person like myself to own an AK-47.
bob cosby funny people stories time
I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.
number woke
I can't count the number of times I've been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair.
I always wanted to be an actor. I always wanted to be John Wayne.
america people
America loves to watch people growing and getting better.
diving love
I'd like to see the Amazon rainforests before they're all gone, and also the Galapagos - that's another one I'd like to do. I'd love to go diving in those areas. Basically, places, like, that are kind of going away, and I'd like to see them before they all become condos and high-rises.
A lot of times you go to a concert, and when you leave, you don't know anything more about the act then when you got there.
funny people
It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
bit people took
I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn't like that connotation, the violence and all that. The more I thought about it, I thought they should just wear signs. And, man, it just took off.
good guy nice people treat walk
If you're just a nice guy - you don't let people walk on you - but if you're just a nice guy and treat people right, good things happen.
signs
I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'