Bill Engvall

Bill Engvall
William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. is an American comedian and actor best known for his work as a stand-up comic, his signature "Here's Your Sign" bit and as a member of the Blue Collar Comedy group...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth27 July 1957
CityGalveston, TX
CountryUnited States of America
Jay Leno told me once, 'Don't do jokes about things you don't know about.'
car
In syndication, the biggest buyers are car dealerships.
collar watch
If you watch the 'Blue Collar Tour,' I was probably the least redneck of everybody.
best good
I've never said I was the best dancer, and I never said I was a good dancer.
age further gets learned older
I've learned in my older age that sexy gets you further than brains.
biggest
I'm from Texas. You would think my biggest draw would be in that state. But my biggest draw is Pennsylvania.
california dad fan stuck took
I'm a California Angels fan because that's the first game my dad took me to see, and they stuck with me.
bullets pull trigger
I think you can ban guns if you can just pull the trigger and 60 bullets fire out.
favorite good great laughter love
I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards.
love takes
I love stand up, but every year, the road takes a little more out of you.
car flipping goes guys hang stick time
I like to hang on to cars. I'm not one of these guys that goes flipping cars all the time. If I find a car I like, I stick with it.
time
I haven't been really nervous about a gig in a long time.
people
I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too.
eat great healthier love vegetables
I eat fish, chicken, vegetables and other healthier foods. I do love a great steak.