Bill Engvall
Bill Engvall
William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. is an American comedian and actor best known for his work as a stand-up comic, his signature "Here's Your Sign" bit and as a member of the Blue Collar Comedy group...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth27 July 1957
CityGalveston, TX
CountryUnited States of America
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I came out of the mall one day, and a guy was standing there with a coat hanger in his window, and I couldn't stop myself. I asked the stupid question. 'You lock your keys in the car?' 'Nope, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry.'
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As my wife says, I'll never fully retire, but it'll start to slow down. I'll continue to do the local gigs or go to Las Vegas. But I won't be going out to Ohio to play an Indian casino anymore. Those will probably go by the wayside.
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You know as well as I do that the family sitcom was the stalwart of TV for God knows how many decades.
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What I do is not regional comedy, and it is not based in the southern area.
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To be honest with you, I still eat whatever I want. It's all about portion control. I still love pizza, but instead of eating half, I eat a slice.
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There's a reason God didn't give me this success in my 20s, because I'd have blown it.
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People are trying to figure out how to pay bills and make ends meet. They don't want to turn on the TV and say, 'What is this crap?'
people
People all over are finding themselves in jobs they never thought they'd be in.
good life people
Now people live into their 90s and beyond. As long as I have quality of life, I'm good.
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No sooner my kids leave their friends than they start texting them. And it's all in code in a language I totally don't understand.
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My goal is for 'The Bill Engvall Show' to be a show the networks look at and say, 'Ooh, maybe we should get back to the family sitcom.'
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My favorite road trip ever is when my wife and I took an RV around the country. We just had the best time.
breaking people
My belief is that if we take away that right to bear arms, the only people that are going to have them are... the ones breaking into your house.
Left to my own vices, all I would own is a Corvette, and it would be broken down.