Bill Engvall
Bill Engvall
William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. is an American comedian and actor best known for his work as a stand-up comic, his signature "Here's Your Sign" bit and as a member of the Blue Collar Comedy group...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth27 July 1957
CityGalveston, TX
CountryUnited States of America
sharks water safe
So the hotel tells us that it is not safe to go in the water because its shark mating time. I know how I'd feel if someone interrupted me.
bullets pull trigger
I think you can ban guns if you can just pull the trigger and 60 bullets fire out.
favorite good great laughter love
I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards.
love takes
I love stand up, but every year, the road takes a little more out of you.
car flipping goes guys hang stick time
I like to hang on to cars. I'm not one of these guys that goes flipping cars all the time. If I find a car I like, I stick with it.
time
I haven't been really nervous about a gig in a long time.
people
I have fun on stage, so people think maybe they should, too.
eat great healthier love vegetables
I eat fish, chicken, vegetables and other healthier foods. I do love a great steak.
acting dramatic funny kevin love
I dream of acting with Kevin Costner. I would love to do a movie with him. Not something funny, but a dramatic role.
celebrity time
I don't have big time celebrity friends - I'm just a guy.
politics religion
I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.
believe
I don't believe there's any reason for a person like myself to own an AK-47.
bob cosby funny people stories time
I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.
number woke
I can't count the number of times I've been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair.