Ashleigh Brilliant

Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
funny-relationship common understand-me
I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
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If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
funny witty forgive-me
Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
funny success women
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
funny-inspirational matter strange
For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".
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My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.
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I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
funny life hilarious
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target
funny life warning
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
knew message patience waited
I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must be from you.
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Sometimes the most urgent thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest
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I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
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My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.