Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
accepting abandon improving
By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving
sex trouble reason
The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.
want
Why is the place where I want to be so often so far from where I am?
important age
The older you get, the more important it is to not act your age.
hilarious lying ifs
If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.
hilarious looks unexpected
Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it.
hilarious believe fate
One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.
life wisdom communication
If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.
brilliant problem cant
My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I cant do anything about.
problem arise meetings
Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.
humorous power profound
All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
funny-relationship common understand-me
I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
life sarcastic wisdom
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story
sarcasm one-thing i-can
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.