Famous Quotes & Sayings

Eddie Izzard

The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.

Eddie Izzard

If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.

Antonin Artaud

Without sarcasm I sink into chaos.

Benjamin Franklin

Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor but the highest form of flattery.

Alexis Ohanian

I like sarcasm. I like snark.

Ashleigh Brilliant

I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.

Ashleigh Brilliant

The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!

Ashleigh Brilliant

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

Jane Austen

You have delighted us long enough.

David Trimble

The one thing I can assure you is that I'm not going to do a Prescott.

Elizabeth Moon

One thing nobody can do better than you is be you.

Edna St. Vincent Millay

[L]ife isn't one thing after another, it's the same thing over and over

Diana Ross

One thing you cannot control is nature.

Andrew Mason

One thing I've come to learn about myself is that I have to keep going.

Alex Ebert

I'm pretty freelance. A freelance meditator. I float from one thing to the other.

D. L. Hughley

The one thing women love more than money is power.

B. B. King

Education is the one thing that no one can take from you.

Garrett Hardin

You cannot do only one thing.

Charles Spurgeon

I can find ten more who will die for the Bible for every one who will actually read it.

Kurt Vonnegut

I have had all I can stand of not taking myself seriously.

Bill Johnson

I can't afford to have thoughts in my head about me that God doesn't have in His.

Bernie Mac

I can't build myself by beating somebody down.

Ed Koch

I can explain it to you, but I can't comprehend it for you.

Cat Deeley

I can't dance at all by myself.

Bob Saget

Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.

Deborah Smith

What do you call love, then?" Someone I can't live without.

Adele

I can't dance to save my life.