Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
faces backwards decided
I can no longer face life, so I've decided to go through the rest of it backwards.
children knows
There are some things children cannot know, because once they learn them they are no longer children.
trying
I try to take life as it comes, and just hope it keeps coming.
want able done
Unfortunately, it's possible to be able to do something extremely well that nobody ever wants done.
would-be easier rejects
It would be easier for me to reject all established values, if I knew what they were.
people sense-of-humor
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
school class way
Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.
musical training identity
I march to a different drummer, whose location, identity, and musical training haven't yet been established.
insecurity world this-world
Cling to your insecurity, in this world, it's the only thing you can be sure of.
breakfast may meaningless-life
Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.
alive coincidence
Isn't it a coincidence that you and I are both alive at the same time?
patterns clear shows
My life shows a clear pattern of total unpredictability.
want littles brilliant
All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.
done ifs happened
If you dont do it, youll never know what would have happened if you had done it