Ashleigh Brilliant

Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
pain love-you broke-up
There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It's caused by the absence of you.
may brilliant aging
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
family believe big-families
If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
messages brilliant has-beens
I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you.
past longing enough
Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.
life wisdom communication
Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.
strength talent exciting
The most exciting place to discover talent is in yourself.
sarcastic sarcasm feelings
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
competition conflict negotiation
How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?
competition conflict negotiation
Tell me again how much you agree with me.
men competition battle
MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.
competition conflict negotiation
If you keep groaning, please do it to a rythmn I can dance to.
competition faults blame
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
target
To always hit the target, throw a dart, then call whatever you hit the target.