Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
Adam Carollais an American comedian, radio personality, television host, actor, podcaster and director. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth27 May 1964
CityLos Angeles, CA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor two
I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.
funny two next
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
funny ideas two
If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.
views land two
I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.
either equals equation man math ratings
There's no math equation that equals ratings or demographics or even (takes into consideration) 'The Man Show.' What the (bleep) is 'The Man Show' audience? You either go up there and connect, or you go up there and you don't connect,
beautiful interior love martin style work
The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, ... I love the interior and the style of the car.
became crazy few good guys hour house hundred imagine lonely radio roof soothing stir talk voice
I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely stir crazy and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life, ... But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.
hope later rather
right now, I hope it's later rather than sooner.
open salmon taking
should be like a salmon taking to open water.
expect people
I don't know that I appreciate things more because of how I grew up, but I am very realistic with what I expect out of people and what they expect out of me.
almost bond connection inside literally movies name tv
I've never really broken this down before, but, in movies, you almost have no connection to fans. And if you do TV, you're kind of connected, but they know you as the TV name not your real name. If you do radio, there's more of a bond there. And then if you do a podcast it's like you're literally inside of your fans.
behind guess joke sort trying
I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make.