Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla
Adam Carollais an American comedian, radio personality, television host, actor, podcaster and director. He hosts The Adam Carolla Show, a talk show distributed as a podcast which set the record as the "most downloaded podcast" as judged by Guinness World Records in 2011...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth27 May 1964
CityLos Angeles, CA
CountryUnited States of America
sex animal thinking
We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.
funny kings sex
When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
sex men thinking
I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.
atheist sex men
Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!
realist sexist
I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.
funny sex humor
Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
either equals equation man math ratings
There's no math equation that equals ratings or demographics or even (takes into consideration) 'The Man Show.' What the (bleep) is 'The Man Show' audience? You either go up there and connect, or you go up there and you don't connect,
beautiful interior love martin style work
The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, ... I love the interior and the style of the car.
became crazy few good guys hour house hundred imagine lonely radio roof soothing stir talk voice
I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely stir crazy and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life, ... But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.
hope later rather
right now, I hope it's later rather than sooner.
open salmon taking
should be like a salmon taking to open water.
expect people
I don't know that I appreciate things more because of how I grew up, but I am very realistic with what I expect out of people and what they expect out of me.
almost bond connection inside literally movies name tv
I've never really broken this down before, but, in movies, you almost have no connection to fans. And if you do TV, you're kind of connected, but they know you as the TV name not your real name. If you do radio, there's more of a bond there. And then if you do a podcast it's like you're literally inside of your fans.
behind guess joke sort trying
I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make.